George Bush: Masturbation Crusader

We all know right wing Christian nutbags hate the idea of people masturbating...but did you know how passionately George Bush hates that people pleasure themselves? In fact, he feels it unamerican!!!! If you masturbate you let the terrorists win. Apparently, Democrats MAKE people masturbate....oh dear god!!! Stop defiling your bodies. In that light, I simply must share this link with you.....

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

(and yes I know this is a joke site....but I still fucking love it. I can see this coming out of the "Decider's Mouth"

First Year :)