Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Mother's Day....

Is it wrong that I feel we should celebrate me for mother's day? I think I would like to celebrate NOT being a mother this mother's day.

But what to do.... something "anti-motherly". Any ideas? I had original thought a strip club and an encounter with a bottle of vodkah, but I don't know how doable that is for a Sunday.

And yes, in case you were wondering, finals are in fact over for me!!!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Thinking Fool said...

Why not go observe a quarter of the nation's mothers and do EXACTLY what they're doing. I've seen some pretty crappy "mothers" out there, who don't seem motherly at all. So just do what they do.

4:06 PM  
Blogger she said: said...

Not having kids is a reward in itself - isn't it? All that disposable income. Of course - there isn't anyone there to wipe your ass when your old. Because lets face it... kids are the only ones you can trick into that.

Besides.. chances are you will switch clubs after being married for a while.

5:48 PM  
Blogger the default attorney said...

Congrats! I think you should have the bf take you out to brunch and then BOTH of you get sloshed on mango mimosas. That's what I plan on doing anyway :)

10:46 AM  
Blogger Phoenix said...

how about cursing the whore?

9:10 PM  

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